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Intotdeauna m-am intrebat ce se intampla cu chipsurile Pringles care nu se califica la marime si sunt ori mai mari ori mai mici decat marimea exacta pe care o au chipsurile din cutiile alea. Iti poti inchipui ca dintr-un cartof ei pot face maxim cateva chipsuri si alea numai daca acel cartof e facut cumva in laborator sa aiba forma unui castravete foarte gros? E umilitor pentru milioanele de cartofi care nu se califica, saracii. Cata risipa..
Sau nu stiu.. Poate Pringles mai are o firma fiica (am putea sa zicem Lays ca si aia sunt foarte “mari”) si chipsurile care nu se califica pentru cutia de Pringles se duc la acea firma si ajung chipsuri normale, in pungi normale.
Oare care e adevarul?

Nu mi se pare nici prea misto dar nici prea naspa. Mai mult o ciudatenie.

Am primit ieri 2 sticle de nectar (cred ca este spaniol si cred ca se numeste Fruselva dar doar daca e sa ne luam dupa adresa web de pe sticla - in rest mister total!) . Una dintre sticle contine nectar de portocale, iar cealalta nectar de portocale cu lamaie.
Partea cea mai interesanta este ca nectarul de portocale este galben, iar nectarul de portocale cu lamaie este portocaliu.

Care to explain!? Anyone?

Nu sunt eu cel mai in masura sa spun, poate pentru ca nu ma ajuta intelectul ca pe altii, dar am impresia ca cineva nu vede marea greseala din urmatoarea imagine. Cineva care conteaza! Cineva care ar putea sa il amendeze pe primarul penal Mircia Gutau sau chiar sa il arunce la racoare/puscarie/bulau/parnaie/acasa/acolo-unde-ii-e-locul.

Pai, din cate stiam eu, pe 22 Noiembrie lumea merge la vot sa isi aleaga VIITORUL PRESEDINTE. Spre binele nostru nu trebuie sa il aleaga pe chiorul asta care ne este presedinte acum.
Din punctul meu de vedere invitatia la vot este clar ca invita sa votezi cu actualul presedinte si de aceea cred ca cineva ar trebui sa se “auto-sesizeze”. Asta pana maine seara, cand o sa trimit imaginea la toate televiziunile (toate cele doua) care pot sa deschida acest subiect. Ca pe restul va cam doare undeva. Si daca nu va doare, nu va duce. Si daca nu va duce, “eu cu cine votez” ?

Da. Imaginati-va urmatoarea chestie: Moise este contemporan cu noi si, sa zicem in iunie, o sa urce pe muntele Sinai pentru a astepta sa primeasca mesajul de la Dumnezeu in care acesta ii va transmite poruncile.
Oare dupa poruncile “clasice” pe care le cunoastem toti, Moise ar mai fi adus si altele mai “up-to-date”? Adica, poate:
- Sa nu dai SPAM!
- Sa nu conduci baut!
- …
Deci?

Things NOT to Say During Sex  :
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor’s closet) And they say romance is dead…
6. Try breathing through your nose
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out
11. Person 1: This is yor first time… right? Person 2: Yeah… today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let’s turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you’re as good looking when I’m sober…
21. (holding a banana) It’s just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth…
27. Smile, you’re on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. I want a baby!
30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth…
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You’re good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don’t know you from somewhere?
41. I wish we got the Playboy channel…
42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
43. I told you it wouldn’t work without batteries!
44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow
45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance…
47. No, really… I do this part better myself!
48. It’s nice being in bed with a woman I don’t have to inflate!
49. This would be more fun with a few more people..
50. You’re almost as good as my ex!
51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
53. You look younger than you feel
54. Perhaps you’re just out of practice
55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
56. They’re not cracker crumbs, it’s just a rash
57. Now I know why he/she dumped you…
58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated
60. What tampon?
61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
62. And to think, I didn’t even have to buy you dinner!
63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64. I have a confession…
65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
69. You’ll stil vote for me, won’t you?
70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72. Did you come yet, dear?
73. I’ll tell you who I’m fanatasizing about if you tell me who you’re fantasizing about…
74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75. Does this count as a date?
76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77. Hic! I need another beer for this please
78. I think biting is romantic- don’t you?
79. You can cook, too right?
80. When would you like to meet my parents?
81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like…  Woman: Yourself?
82. Have you seen “Fatal Attraction”?
83. Sorry about the name tags, I’m not very good with names
84. Don’t mind me.. I always file my nails in bed
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn’t forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87. Don’t worry, my dog’s really friendly for a Doberman.
88. Sorry but I don’t do toes!
89. You could at least ACT like you’re enjoying it!
90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper…
92. I’ll bet you didn’t know I work for “The Enquirer”
93. So that’s why they call you MR. Flash!
94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95. Is this a sin too?
96. I’ve slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend’s turn?
98. Long kisses clog my sinuses…
99. Please understand that I’m only doing this for a raise…
100. How long do you plan to be “almost there”?
101. You mean you’re NOT my blind date?